Without further ado let me present
Sunday, 1 November 2015
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Tuesday, 15 September 2015
All mother's create their own phrases which become woven into the family matrix.
One I consider particularly useful is 'I didn't go through 12 hours of labour to end up shovelling my own sidewalk". It is designed to send your teenager out to shovel twelve inches of wet snow, in frostbite inducing weather, so you don't have to change out of your PJs.
This summer I refined it to good effect: